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Ted The Dinosaur is the last survivor of a race of eldritch abominations that lived in a Universe before the current multiverse, this 'Universe' had no space nor time, he embodies fear on a conceptual level, if you approach Ted the bravery chemicals in your brain will shut off and the fear chemicals will go into overdrive causing extreme fear and paranoia. prolonged exposure to Ted will cause the bravery chemicals in your brain to shut off permanently and render someone in a eternal state of terror. if the cat gods had not made the Multiverse so resilient to reality warping then ted simply existing would have torn the Universe to shreds long ago. his usual form is that of a small green dinosaur a little shorter than a grown man with stubby arms, legs and a short little tail that seems hardly threatening however even in this form Ted could level a city by swiping his tail.